Submitted for your approval, six sequential headlines from the Drudge Report:
VIDEO: Crazed shoppers stampede at TARGET...
Shopper arrested after packing gun in belt; knives, 'pepper grenade'...
Mall food court placed on lockdown after fight, reports of gunshots...
Shopper arrested after cutting in line, raging...
Pasted from <http://www.drudgereport.com/>
Couldn't see that one coming!
Via: biglizards
Does this ever happen to you? I’m reading my news, raise my cup to my lips only to discover it's empty. Get up, walk to the kitchen, coffee carafe is empty too. Take used filter out of coffee maker and drop in the trash.
Trash can is full, take trash out. Wife wants to wash the sheets, so take all the bedding to the utility room. Oh yeah, need to put new trash bag in trash can.
Back to the coffee maker, put last five scoops in filter. Open new Gevalia box, Antigua Guatemala Roast, put it in refrigerator.
Fill coffeemaker with water, press start. 15 minutes later, and my coffee is finally brewing. 5 minutes from now, I should have a good cup of coffee…
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